Already sunburnt.

I got my first taxi ride from a woman last night. She was Jamaican. Very very short..and rotund. She had to waddle a lot. Checked into the Hotel, and holy shit, I will destroy that man..that checked us in. Just a few points on how we were treated,

• No greeting, just stared at us until we said something
• No eye contact
• Mumbled/talked 2371 words/minute. If I weren't there, I could see my mom taking over an hour to check in. Seriously. He had an East Indian accent, I think I'll thank my job for allowing me to decipher hard-to-understand-phrases.
• Gave half ass answers to everything. There were three doors to the right side of the room. I asked him how to get to our suite, he said, "go out the doors through the left".. umm, "Which one?"......He never replied until I practically YELLED it at him.
• His name is Stid. Tripadvisor will get a nice review from me completely ripping this guy a new one

Other than that, it was decent. Hotel's showing its age for sure. Not as great as other ones. Location is on the quieter side of things. We're by a lake, so it's not too bad.. Big pool.

There are a lot of big asses here, just saying. The literal ones.

Everyone white here, is British..or of some English descent. I like I like! Sadly, no real eye candy. Perhaps Miami will bring me something better.
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Today, just basically hung around the pool, tried to get rid of my glasses tan. I got burnt instead. My chest :'(.. Doesn't hurt yet, I hope it doesn't peel or anything. I think I turned a shade darker! I'm now the colour of the crusts of white toast.

Shall be cheering on the Canucks later tonight via radio:( Grrr! Universal Studios tomorrow, gotta find my meds so I don't puke everywhere. Shut up, I have a weak stomach. A very weak one..I even get scared lookin down the balcony from our room. SO high!

Convo of the day:
Black Girl #1: So where ya'all from from?
Me: Vancouver
BG: Vuncoooivur?
Me: Vancouver.
BG: *blank stare*
Me: Vancouver, Canada.
BG: Oh, Canada!
...her co worker comes along
Black Girl #2 (with gold grills): So, where you from? Like Ch-Ch-China?
Me: (omfg, you have got to be kidding me..) No, Canada.
BG#2: Oh.

I should have went, so where are you from? Kenya? Miss the zebras and giraffes there?